El Cartoonista

September 12, 2009

On civility and rooting for your team…

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Normally at this time of year, I eschew following politics to devote more attention to the world of football. Now, however, the health care debate in Congress has been fast and furious. All but the most slavishly rabid about politics are sick of the whole thing by now, from what I can see, with most folks now focusing on school, or the new upcoming TV season and college/NFL action.

To me, though, politics is a sport. There are two major teams, and their fans are as blind to the faults of their side as they are blind to the virtues of the other team. There are a few other minor leagues, but they have no clout in the game and are essentially ignored (Libertarians, Constitution & Green parties, etc.).

This has been made especially apparent to me in the wake of President Obama’s speech to a joint session of Congress last Wednesday, September 9. At a point when the President said, “There are also those who claim that our reform effort will insure illegal immigrants. This, too, is false – the reforms I’m proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.” At this point several Democrats in the audience audibly booed the President, but one Representative Joseph Wilson (a Republican from South Carolina) stood up and yelled “You lie!”, a retort heart by all listening and which caused a visible reaction from Obama himself, but more especially a visibly angry Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.

Immediately the focus of the night was placed by the media and commentators on Wilson. And I saw everyone go back to their teams to either defend or denounce him as was politically expedient. Republicans for the most part denounced the  timing of his statement but not the message. Democrats are shocked, shocked, at the lack of civility demonstrated by a member of the other team. Conservative and liberal bloggers each went wild, and Joe Wilson was the #1 “Trending Topic” on Twitter an hour after the speech. Everywhere I visited on the net, it was either “Joe was right!” or “Joe, YOU LIE!”

The subject soon switched to the question of whether illegal immigrants are, in fact, covered under the bill, HR3200 (all these bills just sound like Terminator models to me). I had a discussion at work with someone who affirmed confidently that illegals would not be covered, and decided to spend some time this weekend researching the issue myself. After a few hours, I came to the conclusion that I am not a member of either team. No, Obama did not lie, he was just plain wrong. But so, too, was Joe Wilson.

It was kind of a relief to me that I wasn’t a blind idealogue on the subject, that yeah, I listen to talk radio but I’m not a brainwashed zombie. I am able to think critically. As Monk would say, “Here’s how it happened” :

Exhibit A: Before this speech even left the lips of the President, the Congressional Research Service issued an 11-page report on August 25, 2009 entitled “Treatment of Noncitizens in HR3200″. The report expressed concern that illegal immigrants would be covered under the public option because there is no mechanism to verify citizenship to be eligible to receive benefits.

Not only that, David Freddoso of the SF Examiner reported on Aug 27 that “House Democrats defeated all attempts in committee to add an enforcement mechanism that would require proof of citizenship or legal residency for those getting subsidies.”

Exhibit B: After the speech, liberal blogs (as expected) were on fire, denouncing Wilson as a liar himself. I did a Google search on the phrase “Joe Wilson lied” and clicked the links on the first 5 pages, all of which contained support from the right and denunciation from the left.  I noticed a common thread throughout all of the posts that claimed that Wilson lied. Which brings us to…

Exhibit C: Out of several dozen websites I visited engaged in defense of Obama’s claim, they all linked to one of two different “sources”: one from Politifact.com, and another from Factcheck.org. Both of these sources refer to a “Section 246″ of HR3200 which they claim excludes illegal aliens from coverage. The problem is, both of these sources fail to examine what exactly “individuals who are not lawfully present in the United States” are being denied.

In a nutshell, according to the CRS report in Exhibit A, illegals are only denied “affordability credits”. What are affordability credits? Lemee ’splain:
-Under HR3200, there will be a mandate for everyone who is not covered under a health plan to purchase insurance through the “Exchange” (the Exchange is all health insurance companies in conjunction with the public option) or be charged a penalty. Some illegal aliens will be required to purchase health insurance, depending on how long they’ve been here.
-If you cannot afford to purchase health insurance, you can get an “affordability credit” that will pay for your insurance premium. UNLESS you are an illegal alien. Then you still have to purchase insurance but are not eligible for this credit. “Section 246″ does not deny coverage to illegal immigrants, it denies credits to those that are too poor to pay the government mandated insurance premiums!

Exhibit D: If illegal immigrants are not covered as the President claims, why did Senate Finance Committee Chair Max Baucus (D – Montana), the day after the speech, tell Time that his “group would add a proof-of-citizenship requirement for participation in the new health exchange” ?

So now what? Was Wilson right? No, Obama didn’t lie, he believed what he was saying. But Obama was wrong, too. Neither team wins.

Two more quick points: A great number of Dems booed the prez when he proclaimed no coverage for illegals, and now Baucus has confirmed that there will be none in the bill. Is there going to be any infighting in the Dem party over this? I predict some.

Second: Both Wilson and his opponent are raking in tons of cash as a result of Wilson’s newfound celebrity status. His opponent, Rob Miller, has raised $800,000 since Wilson’s outburst, and Wilson himself has raked in over $700,000. I’m wondering, though, whose name people will still remember a month from now. Sorry, Mr. Miller. Wilson has (unwittingly, to be sure) worked this into a huge political coup for himself during his 15 minutes of fame. Wilson is the new Palin.

As far as my opinion goes, though, Mr. Wilson, you are a classless boob and I hate the fact that you are gaining politically and financially from your rude outburst. Mr. President, I am disappointed that you don’t even research the health care plan you are proposing and that you expect us to believe that this country can pay for it. Most of all, I’m glad I don’t consider myself on either of your “teams”. I think I’ll listen to the BYU-Tulane game on the radio now.

UPDATE: Wilson’s now passed the $1 million mark. Sigh.

August 28, 2009

Taking more of our money is always a bipartisan affair

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Previously published in the Davis County Clipper on Aug 27

Previously published in the Davis County Clipper on Aug 27

From the Deseret News: Tax increases looming for Utahns

“Utah has been named the best-managed state in America. And to keep the state running well, Utah taxpayers may see a $100 million tax hike early next year.

No budget decisions for the next fiscal year, which starts July 1, have been made, political leaders emphasize.

But a tobacco tax increase is a “done deal” in the Senate, says Senate President Michael Waddoups, R-Taylorsville, as a way to lessen another round of deep budget cuts to vital state programs.

House Speaker David Clark, R-Santa Clara, says all kinds of “options” are on the table to close an anticipated $700 million budget shortfall. Those options were discussed “in broad terms” in a meeting last week with Gov. Gary Herbert and GOP legislative leaders.

This is the first time a tax hike number — $100 million — has been put forward as a partial solution to financial problems in fiscal 2010-11.”

If I didn’t have two jobs, a wife and kids, and a life, I would pore over every cent that our state is spending and find some way to cut the budget before suggesting any kind of tax hike during a recession. When the economy requires us to tighten our belts, government should be leading the way.

Unfortunately, those whose job it is to manage the money they take from us, when getting suggestions to cut spending rather than raise taxes, resort to threatening to cut the salaries of policemen, firemen and teachers in an effort to cut off the debate.

Now, I don’t know if that’s really necessary in order to cut government spending. All I know is that there are a lot of government employees with six-figure salaries trying to convince us that they are being responsible with our money. I haven’t taken a math class in 15 years, but to me that does not add up.

August 15, 2009

I am an ordinary bill…burning down the house.

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Previously published in the Davis County Clipper on Aug 13

Previously published in the Davis County Clipper on Aug 13

The debate over health care reform is on. Where once dissent against the government was patriotic, now it’s only for those who are un-American, racists, terrorists, racists, anti-Christs, racists, and my favorite, evil-mongers. I think the Congresspeople getting a taste of the ire of the people is healthy, myself, as long as it stays nonviolent.

Anyway, while the health care system is in need of reform, some people think the only way it can be reformed is by having the federal government handle it. Because wow, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, the IRS, are functioning fabulously, aren’t they?

Now, I realize there are some problems with the current private system, but doing away with it entirely is not the answer. And that is the plan, in spite of what anyone says to the contrary.

Now, should government be kept entirely out of the picture? I wouldn’t be opposed to something like what Utah Democrat Rep. Jim Matheson suggests, making it state-based (not federal) and only as a last resort for those who cannot afford health insurance.

If my opposition to the current bill seems “fishy” to you, you can always inform on me make your concerns known to the White House by emailing flag@whitehouse.gov. Because I’m sure a thing like snitching on your neighbor to the government has never led to anything bad, right?

May 5, 2009

Birthday time

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Magic Tree House Party invitation
My son’s 7th birthday was yesterday, and my wife threw him a Magic Tree House birthday party; I was assigned to do the invitation and some Egyptian hieroglyphs. Here’s how the invite turned out. Man, the kids, they’re getting older; that means I am, too…now get off my lawn.

April 27, 2009

Sketching it out

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footballI recently joined a drawing group called Sketch Out, where we do not too time-consuming exercises to help us beef up our drawing skills. The first exercise was Characters in Motion, and in honor of this last weekend being the NFL Draft, I drew some good gridiron action, fleshing it out with Jake from my Cooties strip diving for a touchdown. All of my main characters are sporting NFL logos from their favorite teams on their shirts. I tried to match teams up with their personalities (or at least as the teams were when I was young enough to keep up with football):

Jake – Steelers; the unstoppable Steel Curtain
Sam – Eagles; keepin’ it real Philly style
Carmen – 49ers; legendary coolness under pressure
Nate – Bills; optimism despite disappointments
Lori – Dolphins; they’re so cuuuuute!

January 29, 2009

Calamity of art

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I submitted this for Calamities of Nature’s guest strip contest. It’s a good little comic with a political bent, which is right up my alley.

January 19, 2009

Rrrrrrowwr!

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Here’s a piece of guest art I did for one of my fellow Spiderforesters for her comic Cat Legend. I think it didn’t turn out half-bad.

December 15, 2008

Check this twice

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From the 2008 Perkins Family Calendar

From the 2008 Perkins Family Calendar

This is the last year for the editorial cartoons in the newspapers to make jokes about Dick Cheney seeing you when you’re sleeping, and knowing when you’re awake, so keep a sharp eye out for them. I’ve had enough of them, myself. Gimmee a good Santa cartoon any day.

November 17, 2008

Master of his domain

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Here’s some guest art I did for my bud Jamie of 67th Avenue, billed (albeit tongue-in-cheek) as “The Seinfeld of Webcomics” in a recent review. I went with the theme…

November 10, 2008

No school like the home school

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From the 2008 Perkins Family Calendar

From the 2008 Perkins Family Calendar

My wife has been home-schooling the lil’ goobers this year, and I’ve been helping out on my day off with Art and Spanish. I’m really bad at it, but the boys seem to like having me help out (most of the time). For the above picture, the drawings on the papers there were the actual work of the boys. They are all about helping when it comes to drawing video game characters.

October 27, 2008

This holiday ain’t big enough for the two of ‘em…

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From the 2008 Perkins Family Calendar

From the 2008 Perkins Family Calendar

Halloween week is here! Along with a healthy sense of dread at the prospect of an Obama presiden– okay, I’ll stop now. I’m stressing too much…

October 15, 2008

Union of Heroes

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Here’s some guest art I did for a neat new photo webcomic called Union of Heroes. By German creators, it features the adventures of newbie hero Erzengel (Archangel). Give it a look!

October 8, 2008

Pretending to stop what they started

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Previously published in the Davis County Clipper on Oct 2

Previously published in the Davis County Clipper on Oct 2

September 22, 2008

Teacher’s pet

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From the 2008 Perkins Family Calendar

From the 2008 Perkins Family Calendar

Last year, my beloved wife was teaching pre-school. This year, she’s become one of those freaks that home-school the kids. Our oldest reads about 5 grade levels above his current one, and the public schools just couldn’t handle him. He’ll be a lawyer by this time next year, I think.

August 21, 2008

First, the bad news…

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Yes, I’m going to use the H word. Cooties, and pretty much all my tooning except for the paying gig, will be taking a small hiatus of 2-3 weeks. However, I have some great news to go along with that: as of September, I will have a schedule change at my day job to where I will be working 4 10-hour days, Tues-Fri. On Mondays, I will have a designated chunk of time that I can actually “go to work” at my drawing table. I will be able to treat the cartooning as a job (in letter if not in spirit), and have scheduled drawing time, instead of stealing it from my sleep time as I’ve been doing for so long. As of that point I foresee regular updating with no more flakiness on my part.

Hope you can all bear with me. Thanks, folks!

August 4, 2008

I wouldn’t actually just leave them in the woods, but it has occurred to me…

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From the 2008 Perkins Family Calendar

I promised the boys I’d take ‘em camping this summer. I didn’t think they’d actually remember, though, but they do. If this site doesn’t update for a week, just figure on my having been eaten by a bear…

July 31, 2008

Dadmocracy – Unskinny bop

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July 23, 2008

Government and fiddling go together like PB & J

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Previously published in the Davis County Clipper on Jul 17

The Davis County Commission’s effort to fund the South Davis Regional Theater wasn’t the most exciting news, but made for a fun visual this week, and the paper likes the local bent. I enjoyed working on this one, although I had Fiddler songs in my head the whole next day…

July 21, 2008

Beans, beans, the magical fruit

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From the 2008 Perkins Family Calendar

So my wife chided me on having this for the month of July in the calendar, since seeds should actually be planted in May. I think the result would be the same no matter which month they were planted if I was the gardener…

July 18, 2008

Dark, sleepless Knight…and a forest of spiders?

Filed under: Uncategorized — cartoonista @ 11:31 am

No Cooties update today, people. I spent the evening yesterday trying to get a few winks in before catching a midnight showing of Dark Knight. My thoughts?

I was in awe. When the movie ended, I realized that every other superhero movie I’d ever seen had suddenly seemed so hokey. This masterpiece has raised the bar for all future superhero movies. Sam Raimi is probably in the fetal position on his bathroom floor crying right now.

I had chalked up all the talk about Heath Ledger’s final performance to respectful mourning, but he deserved every bit of it. Ledger made Nicholson seem like Krusty the Klown, and made for the most chilling movie villain I’ve ever watched.

This movie was fantastic. I hope they’re discussing future villains for the franchise now. I’d love to see what Nolan can do with the Riddler.

Anyway, I got home from the movie at around 4:00 am, then got just under two hours of sleep before work today. Then I gave blood at work this morning, and I have to do some pizza delivering tonight as well. I’m thinking I will sleep pretty soundly tonight.

But yeah, that’s why there’s no comic today; however, I do finally have an announcement: Cooties has been welcomed by the good folks at the fine webcomic collective, Spiderforest! It’s got some great people who have helped me move the site over and give my comic a nice community to live in. Take a look at cooties.spiderforest.com, and change your bookmarks!

July 16, 2008

Bring out your dead — er, voter turnout…

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Previously published in the Davis County Clipper on Jul 10

It was recently reported that Utah has the lowest voter turnout rate in the country (at least going by the numbers from the 2006 midterm election). A number of factors are weighed into that, like our high population of young’ins, the “noncompetitive” statewide races in ‘06, and, more importantly, huge numbers of us just don’t register to vote. And I don’t blame ‘em. Most of them would just vote like the majority anyway. I can guarantee McCain will win this year by a huge margin. I’ll probably just write-in Duncan Hunter again…

July 11, 2008

Cooties – “Infestation” part 132

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July 7, 2008

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…

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From the 2008 Perkins Family Calendar

The kids all got swimming lessons this summer, so the above scenario is now much more fictional; my middle child still doesn’t quite like getting wet, but he’s proud of how long he can float on his back. One of the few things the family loves about condo life is having the pool they can swim in every day, which they do.

July 4, 2008

If there had been reports of my demise they would have been greatly exaggerated

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Happy 4th of July, folks! Yes, I am alive. I have been swamped with projects, vacations, a few family responsibilities and whatnot.

There will be a concerted effort to upate something every day this next week to catch up with missed cartoon postings. And I will hopefully have a new home for Cooties finished sometime very soon as well. Once that’s all done with, I will be debuting my new second strip, for which I am all of excited. I hope the wait won’t be too long.

May 17, 2008

Cooties – “Infestation” part 121

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Long-winded explanations

These are the kind of comics that aren’t as exciting, but sort of necessary for exposition. Sometimes I’m not sure it was a good idea to make the aliens so unexpressive, but I think it adds to their alien-ness, if that makes any sense.

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